[Haunted]

Every guy I've ever dated has been a nerd. The only dude I've ever loved with all my heart was a computer gamer geek from Sheffield England. He had a scruffy look to him. His nose rather long and pointy. He had big brown eyes. He was also very... very slim.

Inside... He was beautiful. It was the distance thing that didn't work out.

However, now... I want a different flavor of dude. I've been drinking the same brand of coffee since I've had the opportunity to date, and I want something different.

However, allow me to quote Ms. White (Madeline Kahn) in Clue, "Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable."

Okay, that's not true, but I wanted to say it anway.