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Originally posted by kpropain
Found this on Bill Mosely's choptopbbq.com Chop Top Flash Click on farout flashroom.
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sigh....I never thought I'd have to give you another citation...but...idiocy ensues...
Official Forum Flame
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Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[x] Spammer
[x] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[x] Other: illegal immigrant
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[ ] You whine like a bitch.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You made a thread get off-topic.
[ ] You posted something for personal gain.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You double posted.
[ ] You can't spell to save your life.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a VS. thread. LAME.
[x] I don't like your tone of voice.
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[x] Be my love slave
[x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of an intersection
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[x] Bend Over™
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[x] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™
[ ] All of the above