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sadly, some of those arent jokes.
notice how the advertising people managed to phase out "used" cars into "Pre-owned" without people really noticing? Now "pre-owned" is getting phased out for "Pre-enjoyed".
I'm waiting for "Not quite factory direct"
Oh, and for the first time in my life, i am not an employee. I am an "Associate".
Of course, because of how close to six figures i am working, they could call me "retarded snot monkey" and i would probably live with it.
Actually, I rather like retarded snot monkey. it has a nice ring to it.
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