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Originally posted by Miss Olivia
A terrorist, having given his life gloriously in the cause by strapping dynamite to himself and blowing up an airport terminal, was approaching the pearly gates. As he entered heaven, he was set upon and beaten down by a crowd of men wearing cravats and white powdered wigs. "Wait a minute!" he screamed. "Where is my my forty virgins?" "You guys should pay closer attention to the wording" said one of the men. "It's not VIRGINS, it's VIRGINIANS."
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BOOOOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!