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eyore would be a good fgoth, he is chronically depressed so he could be one of the "everything sucks. Entropy rules" types.
Miss piggy always struck me as the fat slut type. You know, acts like she has these lofty standards, no one is good enough, but deep down you know she has 0 self esteem and would suck off a 90 year old if he told her she was pretty, or at least paid attention to her rack.
You know kermit didnt want her and she was banging gonzo on the side because he told her he loved her.
Of course, you have to watch out for gonzo. when Piggy wont pay attention to him, he chases the chickens... Some day, piggy will do a love scene, and gonzo will show up, pissed as her front dorr with a .357
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