[Vodstok]

the kid in me loves the frosting, but the attention whore in me thought this was pretty godamn funny.

Originally posted by Vodstok
What came first? The goth or the vampire?


See, goths act like vampires. But vampires appear to be dead goths. So, are goths dressing like vampires, who happen to be dead goths?


Or are va,pires dead goths, who were goths, because they wanted to look like vampires, even though the vampires didnt look like goths, but turned the goths into vampires, so now vampires look like goths, because they are goths, who got turned into vampires, and goths now look like vampires, because vampirtes look like goths, and they like the look?


or maybe vampires didnt look like goths, until goths started dressing like that, and vampires stole their look.

So maybe the count is just a dead goth.

or a chicken. i cant remember. What were we talking about?


Oh yeah. if i sweat maple syrup, do you think bees would chase me?