Round 1: Match 22
Photoshop:
It's just really cool. And it's useful in that it works with Adobe Premiere so I can save bits of video and actually edit it in photoshop.
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biting sarcasm:
No, that doesn't mean I like to bite sarcasm. Know how sometimes you'll make a sarcastic remark and it's so sarcastic it makes the other person wince a little? Isn't that great?