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Originally posted by The Flayed One
Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight.
Gyms are always gay, because afterwards, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay.
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i'd have to disagree w/ you flayed, having played football/basketball in college (also being a gym rat). there are certain hetero rules that apply on the field, court, or gym. of course all these get thrown out the window if you're over 65 (which boggles my mind). i can't tell you how many uncomfortable conversations i've had w/ stark naked old men that corner you in the locker room, asking about your training regiment or how much you can bench. bleccccckkkkk. *grimaces*
*other wise i'm w/ miss olivia on this, someone needs to clear these things up. this post should go into the "the hetero's guide to the galaxy."