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Originally posted by Phalanx
Okkk then...
A little blood, then hoo whassat? the white worm followed. then all of a sudden, BAM! the damn thing exploded. Now THAT hurt...for a little bit, but I think the releif of pressure exceeded that. The innards of this thing were like every pimple I'd ever had rolled into one. Afterwards, it was like there was a crater in my sack. Bled a whole lot.
So, that was the height of it...needless to say I made sure to wash carefully (I didn't want my ball filling up with water), and it went away before too long. The moral of the story...?
I dunno, make sure you deodorise your nutsack?
So yeah...will this do for a nice post?
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So what I'm thinking is that you should have gotten out the cornstarch and rubed it on your neither regions (would also be kinda gratifing?) Then ran around a bit getting all moist, creating crotch dumblings, or ball gnochi if you will. Comb those out, then rince your area (don't want any starch to get in the sauce) Then ever so gently sqeeze said infected area into the plate containing your dumplings, sprinkle with some thyme and parm/reggiano cheese serve to those you love.