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Old 08-16-2006, 08:06 AM
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Nope.
Too fast.
Too many LEGS.
I met this hippie one time who freaked out when I killed a spider, and HE said "You should respect it's little life, and try to adjust yourself to the spider. Why don't you watch a spider, and every time he moves, make an auditory picture of musical notes floating up from his feet?"
Well, I didn't bitch slap him, although it was almost IMPOSSIBLE not to, but I got out of there pretty quickly. They have good weed, but hippies are pretty useless for the most part. Anyway, the next time I saw a spider, god help me, I tried to picture it crawling along to music, but the only music that would come was the REE REE REE violin sound when someone's being killed in a horror movie.
So I squashed the sucker, and never looked back.
Moral of the story: Hippies SUCK.
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