[bloodrayne]

"Does this make me look fat?"


"Would you please just hold still while I kill you?"


"Aww, come on...Slow down...Don't make me run after you...I just ate a whole dozen donuts"


"Umm...Can I schedule your killing in for later this week?...There's this whole bunch of teenagers just checked in at the hotel, and I gotta handle that first...Thanks"


"OW!...You HIT me!...Damn...That REALLY hurts!...I'm not gonna do this killing thing anymore...I had no idea...I'm really sorry"


"Goddammit!...You just got blood and guts all over my new Nikes...You stupid bitch"


"And THAT's for changing the channel when I was watching Oprah"


"My therapist said that I need to find a more creative outlet for my 'anger issues'...I thought THAT was creative, didn't you?...Oh, here's your guts back"


"I just won the lottery...Woo Hoo!...Free burials for EVERYONE!"


"Thanks a LOT...How am I supposed to write my poetry with no hands?...Asshole"


"Well, if you would have had something DECENT in the refridgerator, I wouldn'thave had to eat you...It's your own damned fault"


"Oh...That stain's never gonna come out"


"Hold on a second...I gotta poop"