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Congrats, Zero. I'll bake a cake for you. See, I'm baking it right now... mm, it looks really good too. There it's done. OH! NOOOO! I dropped it! I dropped your cake on the floor! SHIT!
Man, I'm SO sorry I dropped your cake. It took me all day to make it! Here, I'll clean it up. There, see? I'm sweeping it off the floor. It's coming up- OW! OWWW! I cut my hand! Oh God, it's bleeding really bad! Look at all the blood! Oh my God, my hand is falling apart right in front of me! My ring finger just fell into the cake on the floor!
Ugh... I've lost a lot of blood.... getting hard to see... I can't... ughhhhh
(thud)
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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