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zombie uprising and a Halloween party. Camping trip I wouldn't surivive even without Jason, I sleep too much for the Elm street bit, if I were a dinner gues for Leatherface and the gang, I would assume that I was already fucked, Bates can't exactly get locked out of the rooms so I couldn't be safe unless I left, in which case I wouldn't be staying there, knifewielding stalker could just corner me in my room since it'd take too long to clear the space in front of the window to get out, I don't move fast enough to dodge motherfucking Snakes on a motherfucking Plane, I don't do well with water, and a chimp could fuck me up.
by the way, VENEMOUS snakes. Not poisonous snakes, they are VENEMOUS
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