Well being a member of the oldest profession...:D kidding
Purchasing, dealing, and using illicit substances (in the past... am a good girl now, especially since my bro is a cop)
Petty theft (see above)
Vandalism (see above)
Driving without a license (actually it was lost, not revoked or anything)
Speeding (one ticket)
That's it.
If the Feds are watching, let the record show that you fascist mother fuckers have got nothing on me now. "I'm as clean as a whistle baby."
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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