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Originally Posted by urgeok
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3) i didnt run out of shampoo today - but once i got in the shower i realized that the new bottle was outside and i didnt want to get the floor wet/get my ass cold .. so - you guessed it - i used my wifes shampoo ... eventually ...once i figured out which of the 25 fucking bottles was actually shampoo. Whats with womans hair care products anyway ? they all look like they are science experiments. formula 59, etc,etc ... 3 kinds of special conditioners ..nothing that looks like shampoo.
But i did find one (the word 'shampoo' was in the smallest font on the bottle .. like the word 'shampoo' is an embarrasing legal necessity they HAD to use - which doesnt even begin to describe the chemical wonders this concotion actually performs) - so now my hair and my underarms smell like a womans.
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Next, guyes what? NO clean underwear! And he couldnt JUST wear panties, so he has a bra on too (pink, they have to match)... his wife is gonna be pissed because the undies will be stretched out because he gets a little "Excited" in women's underwear...
He wore a dress just because he is a raging drag queen.