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Old 10-23-2006, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Haunted View Post
I don't understand how women get pee on the seats. I understand that some women don't sit on the seats, but why they wouldn't wipe up their piss amazes me. It's foul. I hate wiping toilet seats behind some nasty-ass lazy scuzz bag.:mad:
Because they want to avoid doing what they made you do, get invloved with someone else's piss.

Personally, i think that all public bathrooms should have toilets capable of sucking down a cadilac, so no more backups... Also, the stall should be built into a basin, so that once the flushing is complete, the toilet paper is hidden (it is in a dispenser that only allows paper to come out, so that ther is no way that another person can make it icky)

The stall should seal itself and then be blasted with the following:
A scalding cycle of hot batterty acid (needless to say, the water remains drained from the bowl for this)
scalding hot water
scalding hot bleach based sanititzer
scalding hot water
A gentle mist of nice cool water, then hit with a high powered fan for 10 seconds to dry everything.


this would be the perfect public toilet, always clean for the next user.
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