[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

yours truly. ;)

I need to be president of the world, so when the vote comes up make sure you vote for me. This president is all about elimination.

I'd eliminate all laws
I'd eliminate all politicians, judges, lawyers etc. because they wouldn't really
have a purpose anymore.
Jails would be converted into either schools or mcdonalds' depending on what funds are like
I'd eliminate all borders, there wouldn't be a Canada or Africa or USA.
Police would exist, but not to take people to jail. If you robbed a store your ass was gonna get shot up if the police got there before you got out. They would be instructed to only go for headshots.
There would only one channel of media, it would report on happy things like babies and puppies. I'd keep everyone in the dark at all times about everything else.
Guns would be really expensive because police would be given the right to search anything (house, car) they wanted without a warrant. If they found guns they are to shoot everything in the vicinity.

A few smaller things I'd consider would be:
Fat people get free gym memberships, fit people have to pay way more.
I'd eliminate welfare


Under my rule a lot of annoyance would cease to exist. Telemarketers? their buildings would be bombed and/or everyone in them would be stabbed to death. Nobody would be wrongfully imprisoned because there wouldn't be any prisons! You wouldn't have to listen to another motherfucker explain to you why america is the greatest country on earth. We wouldn't have to hear about Kevin Federline's new hair or Paris Hilton's latest sexcapades because there would be no entertainment news. The risk run for murdering someone is much higher, guns are something you'd want to keep buried in your backyard.

Anyone see any flaws or things I need to add to make the world a better place? :)