[bloodrayne]

Originally Posted by jason myers

and you are... an ugly fat cow who cant get a boyfriend?

Well..Let's see...

Ugly?...Could be...That's a matter of perception ya know, so it depends on who you ask

Fat?...Actually, a bit...since I had the baby

Cow?...Hmm...Let me check...2 legs (not 4), no udder, no tail, CAN say 'moo' (but not limited to it)...Hey, wait a minute! I'm typing on the internet, I'm pretty sure cows can't do THAT (they have no fingers, ya know)...I think I'm gonna have to call that one a 'no'...It would appear that I'm human, not bovine

Can't get a boyfriend?...Can't get him to WHAT?...lol...He's usually willing to try pretty much anything...At the moment he's in kitchen making my dinner for my birthday, so I'm just hanging out here at MY forum...

I'll spare you the details about how awesome and badass he is, as well as how he can thrash a guitar on stage in the death metal arena ;)...But, if you're curious, he's a member of this forum

Anymore questions?...I'll do my best to answer them satisfactorily