[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

So awhile ago I was offering up to 15$ for your dead bodies. Despite the high amount of "athiests" in the forum nobody seemed to want to take me up on my offer. So... I'm now offering a body trade for the gamblers. If you die before me, you get nothing. I get your body to do whaetver I want with. Mince meat pie, human pinyata, the possibilities are pretty much endless.

I know what some of you are thinking. "I'm 200 pounds!!! that's a fuckin rip off" that's why in addition to my corpse you'll be getting money too, depending on how much you weigh.

149lbs- 0$
150lbs+ 5$
200lbs+ 15$
250+ 20$

I will pay you now, if you go on a diet and lose weight there isn't anything I can do. (I won't be happy though) :mad:

Just tell me what graveyard you will be buried in when you die and I'll send the money to you and work out all the other arrangements. :)


p.s I will pay more for europeans.

free cookie for whoever can guess what I'm really getting at.

if you don't like the prices, give me an offer. ;)