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Originally Posted by Kemal
I would, but my corpse is scheduled to be catapulted through my ex's living room window.
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ha ! i have a friend who wants me to lean his dead body on the door of his ex .. then ring the doorbell and run. (if he goes before me)
i've always thought burying people to be the biggest - most insane, disease ridden form of pollution ever .. so i want to be cremated. I'm sure even the smoke from my burning will be less of a burdon on the earth than my dead ass in a coffin in the ground.
so MD .. you can have my ashes for free .. mix it into your paint and do a portrait of a hot nude woman.