[crabapple]

Hey, everyone has fed a cat and had the cat all be like "I'll love you forever!" and it's your own personal slinky floofy cat...UNTIL someone else feeds it and then it goes over to that person and does that same routine and you know you've been had. That's a little slut cat right there! Waving its hoochie poochie around at anyone that'll pour some crunchies in a bowl. What do you think about felines that whore around like that. I think it's disgusting.

Here's another thing pissed me off: I had an insect problem in my kitchen. These little ants were coming out of the wall, see? And they were crawling into the sink and drinking the water and probably looking for little bits of food too. I try to get rid of them, use sprays and things, clean the sink extra well, but they keep coming back.

Eventually I start feeling good that my sink is somehow benefiting the ant community and I look forward to seeing the ants. And suddenly they disappear! I can't see a single ant in the sink. They are gone, baby. I feel used. They took what they wanted and now it's "Laters--we're out of here." Not even a thank you or a cigarette or an egg mcmuffin in the morning. Insects are worse than cats!