[MisterSadistro]

In no particular order mind you:
1) OJ Simpson - enough already ! You did it, you got away with it, stop reminding everyone. Lex Luthor might be the greatest criminal mind of this century, but you have the greatest criminal ego.
2) Jared Fogle (aka the Subway guy) - You were fat, you're not. You're still annoying. Go away.
3) Tyra Banks - You're wonderful to look at, painful to listen to. How exactly does a kid with Cancer need to be interrupted by your story of a struggle with trying to fit into your "fat jeans" compare ? Self- centered moron.
4) Dr Phil - What is our problem ? Giving dopey, egotistical Oprah castoffs their own show is a good start. Speaking of ...
5) Oprah Winfrey - you might have more money than God, but to pull the race card on a store when it's closed because it was closed and you are Oprah F'in' Winfrey ? Save that for some down on their luck southern family who couldn't get a table at Denny's.
6) Kevin Federline - You got to dance behind and under the sheets with Brittany. Guess what ? You're still an untalented moron. At least J Lo's first husband/ dancer guy finally took the hint his 15 minutes of fame were up and disappeared. Be gone !
7) Judge Maria Lopez - yeah, you're female, Hispanic and a tv judge. guess what ? You're not People's Court Marilyn Miglian. Verdict is in : you suck !
8) Maury Povich - If you seriously expect to have guests on under show titles like "Don't Stare At Me ! I'm Not A Freak !, why have show titles like that ? You almost make Geraldo's cries for justice over Jon Benet seem sincere. Dope !
9) Borat's SC "victims"- you're college guys. You got free beer. Trying to pretend you're "victims" just makes you sound stupider than anything you said on film. Lawsuits like yours make the entire American legal system a joke (see #1- OJ Simpson)
10) Keith Richards - just to see if he'd die LOL

CK