Ozzy Osbourne - What happened to you, mate? From the Prince of Darkness to the laughing stock of metal. From a Rock and Roll Rebel to covering Mississippi Queen? Go away; let us remember you the way you were.
Metallica - All of you. From now on, I'm just going to pretend you all died on the bus with Cliff Burton.
Ben Stiller - The one character you play wasn't that funny the first time. Get lost, and stop making 500 movies a year.
Mike Myers - Terrible. On the merits of Cat in the Hat alone, you should be destroyed.
Robin Williams - You got your academy award. Now go away.
Pending:
Tim Burton - From stylistic genious to mediocre hack? I'm giving you a few more chances, then it's curtains.
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