I had a friend named Joaquin. He was a Mexican Jew, and he was hilarious about it. Picking up pennies off of the sidewalk, saying he needed it to buy means.
We were at the same party one night, and I called him the Spikike (a word he actually taught me) Some guy came out screaming at me, telling me that I was guilty of a hate crime. After he left, we looked at each other and busted out laughing.
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