[stubbornforgey]

If santa comes a knocking
just shut the fucken door..
you tell him 'hey fat bastard'
we don't need you anymore..
go shoot some bloody elves
that are pissing in the snow
or go hump fucken rudolph
and make his nostrils glow..
you can't fit down the chimney
becos your butts too wide
you couldn't lose a few pounds
even if you tried..
I don't care much for xmas
this year em gonna pass..
so take your fucken jingle bells
n shove em up ure ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D


'original by S.F'

Oh yeah...merry xmas again my fellow h.d.cers