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Old 12-25-2006, 01:22 PM
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That would work but you gotta make the meaning clear to the mice. Attach a note to the pike that says "This is YOU, mo-fuh" otherwise they will not put two and two together. They are mice, remember, and are naturally not very smart, just highly motivated.

On second thought, even that wouldn't work, because the dumb little peckerheads probably don't know how to read anyway.

Get them drunk and then drive them into an unfamiliar part of the country and leave them there with nothing but a box of Ritz crackers. Time it so they wake up just as the sun is coming up and the first thing they see is a giant Ritz crackers logo.
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