[Phalanx]

Fair enough...is it a certain type of mayo? Is it more like full egg traditional, salad creme kind've stuff, or that strange white stuff that seems to just get called mayo, but well, isnt?

Miracle Whip is sweeter and has less fat.
http://www.kraftfoods.com/miraclewhip/home.html

I see...it's funny, kraft is a major brand here, but for the life of me, I've never seen the stuff.