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Old 03-01-2004, 05:08 AM
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Why cant anyone make a good vampire movie? They are either

a) Dracula Knock Offs
b) "Darkly erotic" which translates into "boring with blood and tits"
c) Vampires are treated like zombies or any other slow, stupid monster and killed off like the Aliens in Aliens, (see from dusk til dawn....)
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