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Sick?
You mean I'm not normal? All these years and no one told me somethin' was up?!?
Man, it's a regular "Oh the FUCKIN humanity" moment...
How about feeding them one of their own eyeballs deep-fried? You don't need a custom work-base that way. And making them eat it...imagine that, theyd be all crying n gagging n shit, "For the love of god, not my own eye"style shit...HA....HAaHAHAhaHAhaAhaHAAAAGh...
Man, try to just think that not smiling....well, fuck it, I can't anyways.
Of course I'd go easier on a friend or loved one, but again I wonder how I'd do it all that nicely. I can imagine bringing the person back, and having them say " I know it had to be brutal, but admit it, you were angry at me, huh?"
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