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Old 02-27-2007, 07:39 PM
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* A large turtle (about 45 cms long) is captured in the water and dragged to shore, where it is then decapitated and its limbs and shell removed. The actors proceed to cook and eat the turtle..
We used to do this every summer when I was a kid...Deep fried turtle is pretty tasty
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* A large spider is killed with a machete...
Who HASN'T killed a spider?:rolleyes:
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* The killing of a snake with a machete....
My mother kills snakes when they get in her yard...It pisses off my daughter
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* A squirrel monkey is captured by a native actor portraying a tribesman, who cuts the monkey's face off with a machete while it is struggling and then eats the brains...
This is done every day in some restaurants, the monkey is trapped in the center of the table by its neck with only its head exposed in the center of the tabletop, each diner at the table is given a small metal hammer, they bash its head until its brains are exposed, then scoop them out with little forks (they look like shrimp forks) and eat the brains right out of their head...It's an appetizer
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* A pig is kicked and then killed with a rifle when shot in the head by an actor....
Many pigs on farms are dispatched with rifles, although the preferred method is with a sledgehammer...Then they're suspended upside-down, slit from groin to gullet over a bucket, cleaned out, dressed and then EATEN...OMG, the HORROR...I know all of YOU guys are used to just walking up to the pig and asking him for a little bacon for breakfast upon which he reaches into his hind pocket and happily complies:rolleyes:
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* The killing of several bugs located inside a prop-skull.
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