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Bad things about SSF:
-SSF solicits sex from 12 year olds of both genders
-SSF once hacked the site and brought it down for 2 days
-Once, she e-mailed me and I got a virus. It was deliberate
-She hates Jews, Mexicans, Germans, Italians, Asians, Arabs and the French, but oddly enough loves black people
-Yes, SSF stands for SchutzstaffelFan
-She started a thread about how she was gonna kill her teacher...and then she did (and got off on a technicality)
-She wears her sunglasses at night
-She framed Roger Rabbit
-One time I saw her punching a kitten in the throat
-She gave birth to Frank Stallone
-She runs in 12 gangs and all they do is commit hate crimes
-She digitally inserted Jabba The Hut into Star Wars
-She once date raped David Bowie
-The movie Deliverance was based on her experiences teaching Kindergarden
-She sleeps eight hours a night...well I guess that's not so bad
-She convinced Mike Eisner not to make a deal with Pixar
-She gave the Pope an STD
-When she was born she came out sideways
-She uses live preschoolers instead of Tylenol
Last edited by Sam The Egg; 03-06-2004 at 07:47 PM.
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