Airplane-
Old Woman- Nervous?
Striker- Yes.
Old Woman- First time?
Striker- No,I've been nervous before.
Blazing Saddles-
Bart- Mornin' maam,isn't it a lovely day?
Old Lady-Up yours Nigger!
The Simpsons-
Homer-Kids you've tried your best and failed miserably,the lesson is,never try.
Homer-Operator?give me the number for 911!
Futurama-
Zapp-Brannigans law is like Brannigans love...hard and Fast!
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