[stubbornforgey]

10 knocked over and trampled by the salvation army band
9 trampled by a team of performing elephants
8 getting squashed by a truck load of midgets
7 swallowed by a python
6 scared to death by the zombie that lives in my basement
5 falling off the roof of a moving locomotive
4 hit by lightening while holding a lightening rod in a storm
3 bored to death by listening to a lecture about the ins and outs of a banana
peeling.
2 listening to an Abba reunited concert
1 eating my babys baking :p