[crabapple]

Well, I was thinking that ferretchucker could use his animal-chucking skillzzzzz boyyyyyeee, I mean, could use his skills to grab the Zero Monkey and swing it, just you know hurl it out the window and across the ocean.

This would not kill the Zero Monkey (it's not THAT easy folks!) but every few minutes the movie would cut back to show that the monkey is making its way back and overcoming various obstacles.