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You should consider giving her a big bouquet of flowers! When she doesn't know how to react, then that is the perfect moment to take a big white rat from the pet store and drop it down the front of her blouse. She will be shocked at first but soon she will learn to enjoy the clawing sensations and the soft fluffy feel of the critter crawling inside her clothing. As you leave, place a big box of rat food by the door and tell her the rat needs to be fed three times daily and needs fresh water and special mesquite shavings to play in.
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Friend....gooooood!
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