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So finally one unchallenged award, which is affectionately known as the Uwe Boll Award for crap film-making.
All the categories that he was nominated for he came almost, infact unanimously top of the pile. To other film makers, please take heed or you may be the second candidate.
The Person who had single handedly attempted to destroy the horror of which we so love, (that is why we are here after all) is
Bow your head in shame
UWE BOLL
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Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.
You kids keep your noses clean you understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't. We ain't gonna stand for any weirdness out here.
"Words create lies. Pain can be trusted."
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