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A flash to 9 months earlier, Dudeman, Freak, Angra, Illdojo, and Roderick Usher are sitting at a table inside of a bar with mugs filled to the top. Illdojo's and Freak's eyes are a bit red, Roderick hasn't had anything to drink, Dudeman has the most beers in front of him but doesn't seem to even have a buzz, Angra has his face flat on the table. Massacre Man is in the background at the bar talking ABnormal, what they are saying can't be heard. The folks at the table are having a conversation.
Roderick Usher: Anyway... The movie's called "Hatchet", it sounds awesome. it comes out in September.
Illdojo: Shut up. We came her to get drunk, why aren't you drinking.
Roderick Usher: Can't, big day tomorrow.
Illdojo: Why's that?
Roderick Usher: I'm proposing to Novakru.
Freak: Bullshit!
Illdojo: Why? You've known her for like a month.
Roderick Usher: I don't know. It just feels...
Illdojo and Freak look over at Massacre Man.
Freak: Shut up for a minute...
Illdojo: How long do you think until she slaps him?
Freak: Soon...
Massacre Man and ABnormal start to walk out of the bar, neither of them can stand on their own, they are leaning against eachother for support, Roderick Usher, Illdojo and Freak get up and run over to them, Dudeman grabs Freak's beer and finishes it. Freak stands in front of the door, keeping the two from leaving.
Illdojo: Give me your keys.
Massacre Man (slurred and hard to make out): Why should I give you my fucking keys, it's my fucking van...
Illdojo: Because you're drunk.
Massacre Man: No, fuck you. You're drunk.
Roderick Usher reaches into Massacre Man's pocket and takes the keys out, Massacre Man doesn't notice.
Roderick Usher: Alright, fine. Let them go.
Roderick winks at Illdojo and holds up the keys.
Illdojo: Alright, there's no persuading you. Go ahead.
Illdojo steps out of their way. Massacre Man and ABnormal walk out of the door.
Freak: Shouldn't we have kept them inside?
Illdojo: Don't worry about it. As soon as he realizes his keys are gone they'll come back inside.
Freak: Alright...
Freak and Illdojo walk back to the table, every mug is empty and is now in front of Dudeman.
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