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Old 11-09-2007, 03:15 PM
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Back to the present, it is night time, kids are trick-or-treating, the neighborhood is well-decorated and everyone seems to be in the Halloween spirit, except for Massacre Man who is sitting on his couch, waiting for ABnormal to arrive, he is so nervous he is shaking and staring at the TV that isn't turned on. There's a knock at the door. Massacre Man stands up.

Massacre Man: Alright... here it goes...

Massacre Man opens the door, ABnormal is standing there.

Massacre Man: Come in, come in. Sit down.

ABnormal: Thanks.

ABnormal walks in and sits down, Massacre Man stares blankly at her stomach.

ABnormal: Are you ok?

Massacre Man snaps back to attention.

Massacre Man: Yeah um... you want something to drink?

ABnormal: No I'm...

A trick-or-treater knocks at the door.

Massacre Man: One second.

Massacre Man turns around and picks up the bowl of candy from the table and opens the door.

Kid: Trick or treat!

The kid is dressed as a werewolf.

Massacre Man: That's not funny...

Massacre Man drops a piece of candy in his bag and closes the door.

Massacre Man: Where were we?

ABnormal: Nowhere.

Massacre Man: Right... so uh, what have you been doing all this time? How have you been making a living.

ABnormal: I stay with my parents. I don't have a job, do you?

Massacre Man (Confidently): Yes, I do.

ABnormal: Doing what?

Massacre Man (Disappointed): Cashier at K-Mart.

ABnormal giggles.

Massacre Man: Fuck you, at least I have a... wait, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell at you. I didn't mean to.

ABnormal: It's alright.

Massacre Man: But what I wanted to ask you, do you...

Another trick-or-treater knocks at the door, this kid is a zombie, Massacre Man gives him a piece of candy and turns around.

Massacre Man: But did you...

Another trick-or-treater knocks.

Massacre Man: For fuck's sake!

Massacre Man swings the door open and throws the bowl of candy out into his yard. He closes the door.

Massacre Man: Did you want to stay here?

ABnormal: I don't know.

Massacre Man: I mean, the house is all payed off, my friend's died and I don't have anyone else staying here... I just said my friends died, didn't I?

ABnormal: Yeah...

Massacre Man: Shit... I uh... didn't mean it. They just moved. Other shit going through my mind ya know... I'm having a kid...

ABnormal's eyes widen.

Massacre Man: I didn't mean died, they just moved, stop looking at me like that.

ABnormal: My water broke.

Massacre Man: What!?

ABnormal: The baby's coming...

Massacre Man: Shit!

Massacre Man picks up his phone and tries to call a paramedic, after a few moments he hangs up.

Massacre Man: They're coming so uh... make yourself comfortable.

Another trick-or-treater kncoks at the door.

Massacre Man: WE DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING CANDY!

Last edited by _____V_____; 11-27-2009 at 05:22 AM.
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