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Old 11-22-2007, 07:18 PM
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Inside of the room ABnormal was taken to, the stretcher is folded and leaned against the wall, the creature is gone and the claw marks have gone by unnoticed, Disease and Despare are staring at ABnormal, still too sedated to know what's going on. A doctor, Neverending enters.

Neverending: Alright, so which of you is having the baby?

Disease and Despare stare at him blankly.

Neverending (laughing): Doctor joke.

Despare nods, Disease rolls his eyes. Neverending sits in a chair in front of ABnormal.

Neverending: So uh... have you folks ever witnessed the miracle of birth?

Disease: Fuck no.

Despare: You've never seen a baby get delivered?

Disease: Apart from my own birth, no.

Despare: But you're a paramedic.

Disease: I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies.

Neverending: Well, looks like we got something coming.

Despare and Disease watch, a squishing sound can be heard, Disease's face turns pale.

Disease: I'm gonna go throw up now.

Disease turns around and walks out of the room, leaving the door open.

Despare: Don't mind him.

Neverending: Oh, it's fine. I was once disgusted by this sort of thing, then I went to 'Nam.

Despare: What?

Neverending: Nothing, another doctor joke.

Despare: That didn't even make sense though.

Neverending: You don't get it because you're just a paramedic.

Despare (Frustrated): Do you just say that when nobody laughs at your jokes?

Neverending: No... Oh look here's the baby!

Despare: I don't see anything.

Neverending: Shut up, you aren't a doctor.

Despare: Alright.

Cut to Massacre Man walking down the hallway, he polks his head into a few rooms until he comes to the correct one, Neverending is holding the egg with a puzzled look, Despare is standing off to the side with the same look, Massacre Man walks in, grabs Despare by the arm and walks into the closet of the room, he sits silent waiting.

Despare: What are you doing?

Massacre Man: Any fucking second that eggs gonna burst with little fuckers that aren't too fucking friendly.

Despare (Whispering): What if they find us?

Massacre Man: I'm not worried about that.

Despare (whispering): Keep your voice down, we're supposed to hide.

Massacre Man (Whispering): I don't care if they know we're here...

Massacre Man switches back to his normal voice.

Massacre Man: Fuck, now you got me whispering... just wait a few minutes.

The sound of the egg hatching and Hell breaking loose can be heard outside.
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