[rasobasi420]

I didn't mind the movie actually (Halloween). I do however have some criticisms of it that really bugged me though. Mainly, I was upset about the first part. I'm not sure what Rob Zombie's childhood was like, but I'm betting he decided to tell his own fucked up story on film, which had very disinterested. And of course if you grow up with a stripper for a mama, a lazy douchebag molester as a stepdaddy and a whore for a sister you'll end up a psycho serial killer.... Or worse yet...
Emo!

I did enjoy watching Michael's descent into complete insanity in the form of a reel to reel recording. I think if Zombie only had that, and the minimal backstory of the original I'd have had a better time watching it, instead of being bored to tears watching these rednecks who's only place in this world is on the Jerry Springer show.

The second half though was fun to watch. Just another hack-em-up horror. You could see Zombie attempt to pull off that 'fading into darkness' thing but couldn't pull it off. After that it was just blood blood and more blood. And apparently Mike Myers can 'smell' the redneck on people, because the only way he knew that Laurie was his sister was by smelling the mail she dropped off at the old Myers residence (anyone notice that?).

I do have to commend Zombie on showing every bit of titty that he could, including the grown up tittays of the little girl from 4 and 5. That's class Zombie