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Originally Posted by newb
The zombie vs shark scene was very cool.
almost as cool as Batman vs shark.
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Now my
second favorite SHARK BATTLE scene of all time (followed by Mr. LL Cool J of course). I simply had to YouTube it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X0UJaprpxrk
Newb - Will you be the Robin to my Batman? I want to see you in those green bikini bottoms.
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Originally Posted by fortunato
ooo, yes. i'd say we do!
let's see...
government experimentation on sharks (perhaps they're trying to figure out what makes their immune systems so awesome so that they may harvest something to use in humans) leads to a freak accident, releasing a horde of super-brain sharks in the ocean (right near a heavily-populated shore, of course). then, when some sort of radioactive freak chemical also gets dumped into the water (somehow...), the sharks become super-brain shark zombies. this heavily-population shore town has no idea what they're in for. it's...
megalodamnation: attack of the super-brain shark zombies!!!
sweet, now if only we could get a horror legend to direct it... (where's rod?)
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megalodamnation - I think I love you.
Could this cinematic zombie-infested shore be host to a nudist paradise? Oh, I think so too.
AND as a byproduct of this freak radioactive chemical, the sharks suddenly... GROW LEGS!
*envisions super-brain shark zombies running on two legs through a beachside nudist colony*
Beautiful.
Holy shit! So I just google image-searched "shark candygram" so as to get a really cheesy image of a guy dressed up as a shark to prove my point... But instead I found
Malaysian Fisherman Reels in Shark with Webbed Feet!
My
GOD, they're already here.