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The Personal Ad
I enjoy long, STICKY walks on the beach, getting COATED in the rain and serendipitous encounters with WEB CAMS. I really like piña coladas mixed with SOY SAUCE, and romantic, candle-lit WINEGLASSES. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to JAIMIE LEE CURTIS. I travel frequently, especially to GLASCOW, when I am not busy with work. (I am a PLUMBER.) I am looking for STAPLE and beauty in the form of a SOUTH AFRICAN goddess. She should have the physique of KATE MOSS and the TELEVISION of BLOOD RAYNE. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my EARPHONES. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 16 days ago, and I have since become more PURPLE.
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