Murderdoll Is Smitten
It Would Appear To Be This Way
Justin Timberlake Is The One
Even Though He Is Quite Gay
She Would Wrap Her Arms Around Him
And Cover Him With Kisses
He's Rather Be Watching Oprah
Or Sewing Or Doing Dishes
If Its A Real Man She Seeks
One Who's Strong And Brave And True
She Need To Look No Further
He's Right In Front Of You
Sure He Speaks Kind Of Funny
And His Garb Is Old And Tattered
But He'll Step Up To The Plate
And Hit A Homer Where It Mattered
Yes I Speak Of Intimate Ways
He's The One You Want To Shag
He Ain't No Momma's Boy
He Sure As Hell Ain't No Fag
My Words May Offend Some
And For This I Apologize
But Remember In The Bedroom
What Matters Is The Size
So All You Tiny Boys Better Recognize
That Marley Is In The House
He's Got More Moves Than Exlax
And Composes Bettter Than Johann Strauss
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