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- Vampire Austin put his cowboy hat on and walked into The Zone, carrying his shotgun loaded with 8 shells.

He knew who was going to be his target, and he had revenge on his mind (for his dear friend, Gorephobia).

Zombie Elvis had found a nice place near the river, behind some huge rocks, and was nervously singing a song to himself...an old tune...maybe a song of Hank Williams Sr...

His constant nervous humming filtered through the air...

Austin's ears twitched. He walked forward.


Elvis heard nothing, and saw nothing. Nervously scanning the area from behind the rock...he noticed nothing.



Because...


Austin had crossed the river somewhere downstream, and was on the other side...


He came up from behind Elvis...and lay down...shotgun rested on his shoulder...



Austin took careful aim, and FIRED!!



6 shells in rapid succession!!


Elvis didn't have a chance to even move, and six shells came whistling into him!


He was thrown forward, but managed to crawl out of sight somehow...


Austin got up, and walked forward determinedly.



Elvis treated himself with his 3 HPs...he was alive, but Severely Wounded. He kept crawling, dragging his body along...trying to lose Austin.



But...



Austin was there...



Elvis stopped crawling, and turned...




Austin stood over him, shotgun aimed directly at Elvis's face...




Elvis tried to speak, but only a hoarse croak came out of his bloody mouth...



Austin spoke, quietly, "Is this familiar? This is what I call...poetic justice."



Elvis's eyes were filled with sudden terror...



Austin fired...his last 2 shells, and blasted Elvis's face apart!!



He then threw his empty shotgun away, and walked into the setting sun...towards the gates...



Elvis Christ's body was a mess, from all the damage endured.




Elvis...IS DEAD!

(all radio stations can broadcast that all over again)


(Sorry Elvis, Austin has spoken...and taken you out...you are DEAD, and so, OUT of HDC Battle Royale)



I will let The Zombies mourn their comrades...before updating further...