[GorePhobia]

Originally Posted by Psycom5k

LIES!

You want to prove to me thats you, then take a picture of this:

You sitting infront of the Mona Lisa, with your make-up done so that you look like a hooker, wearing a Top hat, a vest woven from Steve Carell's chest hair, tight bring pink pants, with any style of womens panties over them(must be the shade of the inside of Oprah's thigh), and a pair of kickass alligator boots, while doing the taxes of a middle aged asian man who lives in Mississippi with your left hand, and beating egg whites into a stiff peak, while riding a purple with green pockadotted unicycle with 1 flat tire, and a picture of Jlo wearing nothing but 5 cans of silly string(any color, don't want this to be hard ya know) on the seat. Also, 5 extra points for making a funny face, and 1 point for every confused onlooker in the background. By the way, it has to be the real Mona Lisa.

I await this picture.

THIS IS HYSTERICAL!