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1. "What's your favorite word?"
Dude.
2. "What's your least favorite word?"
Superdooper
3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]
A good song.
4. "What turns you off?"
Racism, hate, all that bad stuff.
5. "What is your favorite curse word?"
Fuck.
6. "What sound or noise do you love?"
The sound a bong makes when you hit it.
7. "What sound or noise do you hate?"
The sound the bong makes when it kicks(pulls through, basicly runs out of weed)
8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?"
Samurai.
9. "What profession would you not like to do?"
Wal-Mart Manager.
10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"
Welcome to heaven, heres a bag of weed that never runs out.
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You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
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