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although this will look like an offhanded joke - it isnt in the least.
many years ago when i first came to toronto - i had a cubicle at work next to this girl who played some light rock station.
celine dion, mariah carrey, whitney houston, phill collins, michael bolton.
i found that i was getting pounding headaches every day - stress induced headaches.
one day i saw an ad on TV for another local 'alternative' radio station and they featured some tunes i liked so i brought a radio into work and played that station just loud enough to drown out what the idiot beside me was playing.
the headaches went away.
light rock horrible shit is the most offensive of any music i've ever heard.
stupid repetative simpleton lyrics, that cheezy fucking electric keyboard sound that dominates every 'song' just shit, unthinking, uninspired, vapid, vacuous usless crap garbage motherfucking cocksucking fucking fuck fuck fuck shit fuck piss fucking shit.
worst thing is - i'm in the age bracket of people who LOVE this garbage.
every time we're invited to someones place and i see that sewage in their pathetic CD collections i'm immediately turned off and know unerringly that i'll have fuck all to talk to these people about - ever.
so yeah - quite honestly and in all seriousness - i find that shit to be the most agressively offensive music of all time ...
it's actually better classified as non-music.
the opposite of music.
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