[ferretchucker]

Why lie about it Posher. You know it was me. I told you in the PM. Remember?

God!

Yeh. I did it because the dark lord Genix appeared to me in a vision. He told me I had to enslave humanity for him. I shot him in the balls with a bb gun and it turned out that was his one true weakness. He died. I drank his blood and it made me tumble into the road. No cars hit me, so I carried on going and fell into a ditch where some toddler pooped. I screamed so hard I went mad and all in the world seemed brilliant to me. I came to Horror.com, forgot I had an account (because the blood gave me amnesia). I made a new one, saw posts by these five and because everything seemed nice to me, I made this thread. Then I went to the picture thread and saw pictures and came to the conclusion you were all beautiful. I drift in and out of my crazed state and so switch between accounts.


It all adds up...