[Doc Faustus]

Roshiq: Looks the most like the work of a real film critic. Good job on that count. I think you held back on the criticism though. Nice work, but not quite in the spirit of the challenge.
Bloodrayne: You've dusted yourself off and put in an admirable showing. Creative and very like something that doucheface Leonard Maltin might say about Nightmare in 1984. The movie is fraught with weaknesses and you go for the juggular. Spot on.
Bwind: You've shown the most improvement. You've turned canon into cannon fodder, which is what this was all about. Between the three players, you've chosen the most sacred cow. My critique might be this is more alt culture fanzine rage than horror hating critic rage. Still, humorous and conscious of the film's vulnerabilities. You've redeemed yourself in my eyes at least and your score will show it.