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Comedy songs have the most potential to offend IMO...
I kissed you on the cheek
“Good night my love” I say
You turned to me and smile
“A baby’s on the way.”
And then you drift asleep
To dream of life anew
And I lie wondering
Just what I should do
I could kick you in the stomach
And catch you unawares
I could swear to God you accidentally
Fell that flight of stairs
When I tell you that I love you
I will look you in the eye
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.
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